Buckeye Back Road Tour: I headed down the Appalachian Highway in southwest Ohio today, stopping first in Seaman, which is totally land locked. Go figure. At Best Hardware I handed the guy behind the counter a flyer that was signed “my best.” And I’m doing this all without a political consultant. I then stumped in the Seaman Barber Shop, which has a big, granite “10 Commandments” stone in the window. The 10th Commandment jumped out at me: “Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors goods.” So let’s say I have a perfectly good 1995 Oldsmobile Cutlass. Then I watch an advertisement for a new Honda Accord, start to covet it, and eventually spend some 22,000 bucks on it (or whatever). Some 22,000 bucks I could have spent helping homeless people in Cleveland. So, have I broken the 10th Commandment? Well, sure. The only reason you’re not hearing that from the pulpit these days is most priests, ministers, etc., are, that’s right, driving new Honda Accords (or whatever)… From Seaman, I drove to Winchester, Ohio, where I stumped with the regulars at Alice’s Restaurant where, that’s right again, “…you can get anything you want.” (That’s actually what the sign says out front.) And one of the things the menu says is that it is a: clean restaurant. “Not necessarily squeaky clean in a neurotic sense, but comfortably clean like Grandma’s house.” After then passing out some flyers around town, I headed further west to Sardinia, Ohio. In Sardinia I talked to Dave Carrington at Carrington Auto Care. He said he remembered the raitioning of sugar and gasoline during World War II. I couldn’t help but think we should consider gas rationing in this country again in the face of the catastrophic global warming we’re facing now. I mean it’s a war situation as well. That is, we’re making ‘war’ on the environment with our gluttonous American lifestyles. Note: I put up a flyer in a gorcery store in Sardinia that said: “Sardinia: VOTE OUTSIDE THE CAN!” I got a million of ’em.
1/29/08
Buckeye Back Road Tour: Worked on changing the transmission fluid and oil on our campaign vehicle with Eli Hostetler and Mark Hedge in Jelloway, Ohio, over the weekend. At Mass on Sunday in Mt. Vernon, Ohio, I talked with Kelly Schermerhorn whose daughter is going on a missions trip through Ashland University to an orphanage in Cambodia. During our Campaign 2004 research, I interviewed a Mary Knoll priest who was working amidst the abject poverty in Cambodia. He called Americans “food terrorists” because we massively overeat, let tremendous amounts of food spoil and spend billions of dollars on non-nutritional junk food — while 24,000 people starve to death every day in the world… On Monday we stumped on the square in Mt. Vernon and photographer Eric Burdett from the Mt. Vernon News captured it on film… We then traveled some backroads to Centerburg, Ohio, where I stumped at the In Town Restaurant which was located, that’s right, ‘in town.’ (Not much gets passed me.)… It was then on to Washington Court House, Ohio, where we campaigned at the Court House View Restaurant which has a view of, that’s right again, the downtown Court House. Afterward, I was interviewed by The Record Herald for a video piece on their website.
1/28/08
Buckeye Back Roads Tour: From Mansfield, we traveled south to Jelloway, Ohio. (Not in anyway a reflection on the campaign of course, Jello.) We stayed at the Hedge farm here where Liz and I stacked wood Saturday morning. Amidst strain and perspiration, Liz quoted author Gene Logsdon: “Wood warms you twice, once when you’re collecting it and again when you’re burning it.” That evening, we were involved with the equivalent of a small town hall meeting at Eli Hostetler’s home up the road here. We talked politics in relation to the Christian message. Everyone here, for instance, was pro-life and I added what I believe is another dimension to the pro-life message. That is, if say in God’s mind he wants a family to have six children, but because of lifestyle choices and artificial contraception, the couple chooses to have only three children — are the three children you don’t have: abortions?
1/26/08
Buckeye Back Roads Tour: We did a “whistle-stop” in downtown Mansfield, Ohio, yesterday. It was frigid 7 degrees. A reporter from, coincidentally enough, Channel 7 News asked me what some of my main issues were. I said one of the top ones was global warming (this day not withstanding)… After the event, my son Joseph and I walked over to the square to take some pictures of the Martin Luther King Jr. monument. It is a dark marble stone, with a tremendously moving, almost surreal-looking, painting of Dr. King leading a Civil Rights march.
1/22/08
I was just telling someone yesterday that for Martin Luther King Day two years ago, our family rode on a Koinoinia float in the Martin Luther King Day parade in Americus, Georgia. Koinoinia was the backwater Selma and Montgomery of the early 1950s. It was on the Koinoinia Farm that Blacks and Whites lived and worked together in community, with Blacks receiving equal pay, etc. This was unheard of at the time in the segregated South. And the farm became a lightening rod for protests, boycotts and violence. Yet Clarence Jordan, the Koinoinia Community founder, wouldn’t back down. Shortly after, I told the Montgomery (AL) News that it will take the same kind of vision, courage and sacrifice to help free people now from the “slavery” of inner city and rural poverty in this country and throughout the world. Note: We are just readying for another series of campaign tours. And we are trying to raise donations: Schriner Presidential Election Committee, 2100 W. 38th St., Cleveland, Ohio 44113. Thanks.
1/17/08
The blog entries have been thin in recent weeks because I’ve been dilligently working on finishing the books: Back Road to the Whitehouse 2 and Average Joe Runs for President… of Ohio. In addition… in a basement office I have here in Cleveland, I’ve been putting together an “Average Joe Almost Presidential Library.” Well why wait, huh? I just told my wife (and ‘almost First Lady’) Liz about the ‘Library’ and she responded: “You didn’t?”
1/11/08
In the last blog entry, I wrote about global warming and how crucial it is to reverse it now. I recently told the Mount Vernon News during an End Global Warming Bicycle Tour, that our family has created a Kyoto Protocol Home Zone and we urge everyone in America to consider the same. As an example of one of many winter energy saving strategies we’ve developed (we live in relatively cold Cleveland, Ohio), our family is using a portable, oil-based radiating heater in our apartment. In a room comprable in size to a master bedroom in many suburban homes, we have set up a series of inexpensive, moveable walls to provide privacy for the children. The walls have openings in the bottoms and tops for heat flow. During the winter months, we all sleep in the same room with the portable heater on. Concurrently, we turn the central heating furnace off because, well, it’s exceedingly senseless to heat rooms you’re not using! We are in a three-unit house and learned the other day that one unit of comprable size to ours had a heating bill of $200 for the month of December. Our heating bill for December was: $75. Note: In a story today about driving in India, the New York Times mentioned that a new car is being introduced there. It is called the Tata Nano and is a mere 10 ft. long by 5 ft. wide. And it has a small, two cylinder engine in the rear. It is the world’s cheapest car, list price: $2,500. And it is one of the least polluting. We should be moving to this kind of vehicle en-masse in America for the purposes of local driving, in tandem with going to way more mini-electric cars, bicycles, walking… Anything less, it would seem, is like rearranging deck chairs on the ‘Global Warming Titanic’ at this point.
1/7/08
I was one of the “three kings” during the Maji thing at St. Patrick’s Church in Cleveland yesterday. Just before Mass I had to use the restroom in the back of the church (a challenge in itself given the robe.) One of the ushers looked at me and said I was a week late for the birth. I said I’d missed RTA’s #326 bus… Last night our family watched Al Gore’s “Inconvenient Truth” about the critical, and imminent, threat of global warming. At one point in the documentary, Gore said he believed that how we deal with global warming is a “moral issue.” I recently took that a step further during a talk at First Methodist Church in Wellington, Ohio. I said our energy gluttonous lifestyles in America are tremendously fueling global warming, which in turn is causing things like super-charged hurricanes, droughts and famine in more arid countries. In other words, people are dying now because of our wanting to hold onto our comfortable lifestyles here. I said this is no different than firing “slow motion bullets” at people around the world. And do we think that will be lost on God when he asks us Americans: “So, how’d you do with: Thou Shalt Not Kill?”
1/5/08
We played “Social Justice Football” with the kids at the Catholic Worker House this week on a somewhat soggy field. In Social Justice Football, everybody gets a chance to run, pass, catch… And although the score was 21 to 14, in Social Justice Football that really doesn’t matter. (Except to the team that won and the team that lost, of course. Ok, so I’m not a purest.) Note: During our Campaign 2000 travels, we came across “Itch Field” (a lot of misquitoes) in tiny Arthur, Illinois. Some Amish guys had cut this ball diamond out of a corn field, ala Field of Dreams. I was told there was competition at “the Itch,” but not too much competition, during the games. As an example, a guy who was developmentally disabled played first base next to another infielder who could have been on a high school All Star team. If only the society at large mirrored this paradigm more, huh.
1/2/08
Average JoeOhio Tour cont: Leaving Mass yesterday morning, a friend walked up and said: “Well this is it Joe, (Election year) 2008.” And so it is… Since the polls are showing I’m still, oh, a little bit behind, I went to stump, and volunteer, at “The Storefront,” a Catholic Worker outreach to the poor in the area. One guy who was new approached me and said that someone had told him I was running for president. “Is that president like what George Bush is right now?” He asked somewhat incredulously. Ok, so I’m not a household name yet… On a more sober note, another group of guys who stay in abandoned buildings and vehicles in the area, told me they heard a lot of gun shots about 3 a.m. New Year’s Day morning. “Are you sure they weren’t fireworks?” I asked. One guy smiled and said gunfire sounds nothing like fireworks, especially close by. “Pow, pow, pow…” he demonstrated for emphasis. And thus another new year is rung in in Cleveland, currently the country’s poorest city.
