9/1/04 a.m.

Average Joe Buckeye Blitz cont. I stumped with the “regulars” early this morning at LEMMY’S Restaurant in Huron, Ohio. And I learned LEMMY’S is actually a loose acronym for “Lake Erie Monster,” which (like the Big Foot legend) was supposedly sited about seven years ago around here. I said when I become president, like the UFO mysteries, I’d “get to the bottom of this thing…” I then talked to a 4th grade class at St. Peter’s Catholic School in Huron. (The teacher had just seen an article about the campaign in the Catholic Chronicle newspaper in the Toledo Diocese.) One student asked me about my education platform, and I told her I’d like to see one-third of all curriculum (k-12) be volunteer work in the community because, well, so many parts of society could use the help. And… “I want my own children to learn as much about helping others as they do learning about math, science, English…” After the talk I drove to Sandusky, Ohio and stumped on a downtown street corner there.

8/31/04 p.m.

“Average Joe” Buckeye Blitz cont. Just before leaving Port Clinton, the county prosecutor there approached, said he’d seen me in the Toledo Blade newspaper recently, and wished me luck. Then it was onto Marblehead, Ohio, where I passed out some flyers downtown and met with Gail Kowalcz at Ex Libris used bookstore here. Wonderful story. All the books here are donated by village people. They are using the store to raise money for the rennovation of an old Coast Guard barracks — for the town’s first library. I told the Peninsula News here that I applauded the efforts, especially in light of our platform point on decentralism. We would, incrementally, like to see more of these types of old downtown facilities restored, more “Mom & Pop” businesses open downtown as well, and more people walking and bicycling to shop locally. What’s more, I also was impressed with the creative way the town was trying to fund the library from local initiative. From Marblehead, I took a ferry to Kelley’s Island, Ohio. Kelley’s Island is the largest island in Lake Erie, with glacial grooves that are, supposedly the “finest example of glacial scarring in our Western Hempisphere,” according to a book about the Lake Erie Islands. However, I skipped the grooves (I’m not with the kids this week), but rather opted for the “Country Store” in the middle of the island. There I talked the owner into putting up an “average Joe” flyer and button, a ‘campaign coup’ because this is where everyone shops. The owner told me there were about 385 registered voters on the island. So I figure if I carry the island… well, D.C. here we come! (As my wife Liz will, oh, more than a few times say to me: “It’s a happy little world you live in.”

8/31/04 a.m.

Average Joe Buckeye Blitz cont. Did a phone-in interview on the “Tom & Beth” morning radio show in Fostoria. Tom started with: “Ladies and gentlemen… we have a ‘Tom & Beth’ exclusive…” Tiffin’s Advertiser Tribune ran a front page story with the quote: “We don’t think we should be saying economy, economy, economy… when 24,000 people are dying each day from starvation [in the Third World],” said Schriner. (I had told reporter Matt Shuman that the operative word should be: “sharing.”) In Fremont, Ohio, I stumped with the regulars in Rudy’s Restaurant (“Where You’re The Boss!”), then met with Randy Fielding who has developed the organization Angels Inc. He’s developing a model for incarcerated youth to work at daytime jobs and in voluteerism. I told the News Herald in Port Clinton, Ohio, where I stopped next, that Feilding’s model only makes common sense. That is, why not take that jail time and make it as productive as possible for society — and for the person encarcerated.

8/30/04

Average Joe Buckeye Blitz cont. Big Day on the “…back roads of Ohio” campaign trail! The Columbus Dispatch said Bush and Kerry are in a dead heat in Ohio, 46% to 46%. During a whistle-stop in Fostoria (pop. 13,000) , I said to a Times Review reporter: “Wouldn’t it be something if a small town, independent presidential candidate (read: me) from Ohio had just enough of an impact to sway the vote here? And, ultimately, the National Election.” I then traveled on to Tiffin, Ohio (pop. 18,135) where I was interviewed by political reporter Matt Suman. I told him about Grand Junction, Colorado’s Marillac Clinic, which we researched several years ago. Volunteer doctors, nurses, town people who do intakes, janitorial work… staff a two-story hospital where everyone in the county who doesn’t have health insurance are seen on an extremely minimal sliding fee scale. With 46 million uninsured in America, I told Mr. Suman that maybe we should be looking to setting up more Marillac Clinics. Tomorrow I do a 6:40 a.m. phone in spot on the “Tom & Beth” radio show in Fostoria, and after a stop in Fremont, head north for a series of whistle-stops in towns along Lake Erie in Ohio.

8/28/04

Average Joe Buckey Blitz Tour cont. (Still on my hometown pit-stop…) President Bush’s motorcade comes up I-75 here this afternoon, passing by Bluffton, Ohio (pop. 3,800), my hometown. To get a jump on Mr. Bush, I went campaigning at Bluffton’s Farmer’s Market this morning. There I talked with a man from Louisiana and a woman visiting from Idaho. They both walked away wearing “average Joe” buttons. One of the market vendors, Cindy Basinger, said she’d been called by a Gallup Poll representative earlier in the week and was asked if she was voting for Kerry or Bush. “Neither. I’m voting for Joe Schriner,” she said. What’s more, the Bluffton College Library Director walked up to me at the Market and said a display case, with a current presidential candidate theme, just went on display at the library. “And you’re right there in it,” she said. So there, George! Note: A recent Chillicothe (Ohio) Gazette article noted I said that I could be the “Nader factor” in Ohio this year. With campaign success like this morning, you have to wonder that. Don’t you?

8/26/04

“Average Joe” Buckeye Blitz cont. We’re back in our hometown of Bluffton, Ohio for a brief pit stop, before launching back out onto the “…back roads of Ohio.” And we believe we should be able to cover the whole state, again (we campaigned in all 88 counties in Ohio in 2002), before this November.

8/25/04

“Average Joe” Buckeye Blitz Tour cont. Met with Ed and Dorothy Bailey in Blanchester, Ohio today. In their retirement, they did a stint with the Peace Corps in the Phillipines. They helped provide loans to small farmers. Ed said where they were at in the village of San Fernando (pop. 4,000) was so poor, the only one who had a motor vehicle was the mayor. And he had an old, WWII jeep. What’s more, the mayor and his family had the only TV, a black & white one, which they watched for an hour each evening by hooking up the TV to the jeep’s battery. During Campaign 2000, I told a reporter for the Jackson Hole, Wyoming newspaper that we would like to see a tremendously expanded Peace Corps (made up, for instance, of many more retired couples like the Baileys) to promote much more social justice worldwide.

8/25/04

“Average Joe” Buckey Blitz Tour cont. Met with Fred Treaster in Blanchester, Ohio today. Treaster, who is from nearby Midland, said he is a proponent of doing things naturally on the farm, as opposed to all the chemical fertilizers, pesticides, and so on. He said in the “old days” people seemed a lot healthier because of this. “I don’t remember people living on pills then, like they do now,” he said. A couple years ago, during an 88 county tour of Ohio, I told a reporter in Bellfountaine that “chemical weapons” on American farms (i.e. these pesticides, herbacides…) are creating, in effect, ‘chemical cocktails’ in the body that are leading to high cancer rates. Average Joe common-sense truism: “If we want to end cancer, why don’t we stop using things that cause cancer?”

8/24/04

Average Joe Buckeye Blitz cont. I met with J.W. Simpson today, curator of the Blanchester (Ohio) Historical Society Museum. He said sparks from a passing locomotive are said to have ignited a livery stable on a windy October day in 1895 here — burning the whole 5-block downtown to the ground. Some 70 years later, a train coming down the same stretch of Blanchester tracks, made a “whistle-stop” with Barry Goldwater (who was running for president at the time). Old time resident, and retired City Department worker Ed Bailey said he lifted the town newspaper photographer “high up” in a heavy equipment bucket so he could take a picture of Goldwater. I told Ed he might not have to lift a photographer up, oh, “as high” at one of our whistle-stop events.

8/23/04

Average Joe Buckeye Blitz cont. I told the Brown County Press today that I’m your typical “average” father of three young children: “I cut my own grass, sit in the ‘cheap seats’ a the ball game and change my kids diapers (not as much as my wife Liz, she’ll tell you, but some).”